TopTen surprising facts about Osama bin Laden’s whereabouts and death!

With the discovery and subsequent killing of the worlds most wanted fugitive, Osama bin Laden , it was shocking to discover that he lived in an easily accessible compound in Abbottabad, one of Pakistan’s resort cities. This so called “ mansion” hideout had regular deliveries of groceries and other items and was kept amply stocked with supplies of Coke and Pepsi among other “high end” branded products.

Since this is TopTen Friday, and Osama bin Laden has been at the top of the news this week I thought we would reveal the TopTen  surprising facts about Osama bin Laden’s whereabouts and death.


It wasn’t enhanced interrogations—it was Robin Leach


The bin Laden luxury mansion

Watching an episode of “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” a CIA operative became very suspicious when he saw the luxurious bin Laden mansion in Abbottabad described by Robin Leach as “the only such mansion in Pakistan”.



He never returned kids’ cricket balls


He never returned any balls that went over the fence

“Along with being an evil terrorist the likes of which the world has seldom, if ever, seen,” bin Laden “was also that scary neighbor whose yard was a black hole for kids’ balls,” says Joe Coscarelli in The Village Voice. Neighborhood children knew that if their ball flew into bin Laden’s yard, they would not be allowed to retrieve it. Instead, the kids were given 100 or 150 rupees ($2-$3), several times the balls’ value. “Maybe that’s why so many balls went over the wall,” speculates Tanvir Ahmed, a local ice cream vendor, as quoted by The Toronto Star.



New Cocktail named in Honor of Bin Laden


A new cocktail in his honor

The Famous Jimmy’s Bar in Paris has come up with the Osama Bin Laden cocktail: Two shots (of anything ) followed by a splash of water.



Myth of the 72 virgins found to be false

old muslim woman

I have been waiting for you

Much to his chagrin, Bin Laden has quickly discovered the myth of the 72 virgins in paradise was actually one 72 year old virgin!



Last Twitter message by Bin Laden



He sure liked to tweet


Brb…some1 at the door!



TV Special by Geraldo Rivera



geraldo rivera

This is going to take a while


Geraldo Rivera is on assignment  deep in the Arabian Sea to find the body of Bin Laden and produce DNA evidence of his death. The show will be similar to the special titled: The Mystery of al Capone’s Vaults.



Unexplained Bin Laden electronic sightings in Pakistan


kinko pakistan

That guy with the long beard looks awfully familiar


It turns out that bin Laden used to visit the Islamabad Kinko’s since he was living in a house with no internet access.



Bin Sync Boy Band


Bin SYnc 400

Kill the infidels


This Taliban rock group used to gather at the “compound” to entertain Bin Laden who was a fan of Islamic rock.



Bin Laden was writing a book


Osama Bin Laden was putting the finishing touches on his much anticipated  book, “Jihad For Dummies”. The book had huge advance orders and will now have to be finished by a “ghost writer”



Donald Trump files a complaint with the FCC


celebrity apprentice

He did it on purpose


Donald trump filed a complaint with the FCC claiming that President Obama had intentionally delayed the announcement of Osama Bin Laden’s death so that  it would cut off the last 16 minutes of “Celebrity Apprentice”. He then went on to say that Obama was so intimidated by him that he specifically chose his show to interrupt.


And that’s the way it is here: “a little left of right”


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