Joe Biden Attends The Wrong Convention…..Party Has Him Wear Lampshade Around His Neck So He Doesn’t Hurt Himself!

Good Old Joe Biden! Wouldn’t you know it; the man made plans to attend the Republican National Convention in Tampa thinking it was the Democratic Party gathering. It’s hard to tell whether Joe simply was confused between Florida and North Carolina since all southern states seem to appear the same to him. Or, it might have been that he thought the Democratic Convention came first. After all they were first four years ago.

Biden confused

I’m sure there’s a convention in Tampa…or some southern city

Rather than try to explain away this latest gaffe, the Democratic Party leadership spun it to say they  were sending Joe to Tampa to hold a party rally during the Republican Convention—something never done before—as a sort of disruptive presence.

Does anyone believe this?  Joe, who can barely find his way to a bus stop these days– sent as a gate crasher to the Republican Convention? President Obama reluctantly agreed to let this play out provided Joe wears a lampshade around his neck so he doesn’t bite his foot off.  After all, we can’t let the man next in line for the Presidency be running around Tampa untethered.

biden lampshade

Ok…I’ll wear it but its hard for me to say anything

It will be interesting to note how the Liberal Media handles this story. Suffice it to say Joe is delighted to take a break from his duties as Litter Patrol Supervisor for the White House lawn. Let’s just hope for the President’s sake that he doesn’t try to accept the Vice Presidential nomination as Mitt Romney’s running mate.. ….Or maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing from the Obama Campaign’s point of view.

Biden white house duties

I’m almost done here Valerie! I’ll do the south lawn next.

Let’s not forget:

With 75 days left until Barack The Pretender gets voted out of office

US National Debt stands at: $15.9 trillion

Unemployment stands at: 15.2 million people

The price of gas is: $3.72 for a gallon of Regular

And that’s the way it is here: a little left of right


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