Nannies, Domestic Workers, Employees, Interns..…men and their infidelities!

What makes those who are powerful and famous, wealthy and privileged, go after those hired to serve them? What is behind the appeal of seducing an employee, specifically one who works in your home?  How about a co-worker or an intern. Here are a few explanations:

“Mothers who outsource the care of their sons to other women may be inadvertently raising adulterers.” Or so claims Dr. Dennis Friedman in a book that has kicked up a bit of a ruckus in Britain. A Fellow of the Royal College of Psychiatrists, the doctor argues that men become womanizers because their mothers left them with nannies.

According to Friedman, having two women care for a baby boy may cause his little brain to internalize the idea that there are multiple females to meet his needs. “It introduces him to the concept of the other woman,” he said in London’s Daily Telegraph. He explains the relationship in his book The Unsolicited Gift: Why We Do The Things We Do, which explores how a mother’s love for her offspring can determine how those children behave as adults.

Another line of thought is presented by NY Times columnist Maureen Dowd in her column titled Men Just Want Mommy.” She says powerful men want to marry women who are caretakers like secretaries, assistants, nannies, flight attendants, etc.

Andrea Peyser, the New York Post Columnist states in her column ‘Easy’ does it for husbands on the prowl. “Men want to get away from today’s over-empowered, over-demanding, and over-aggressive women, such as their wives, and be with more regular, easy-going women with whom they can relax and not have to try so hard”. These easy women appear to be your ordinary domestic worker, secretary, nanny or even interns.

In light of the above, we thought it would make for an interesting post  to examine some of the award winning unforgettable and forgettable relationships between men, nannies, domestic workers, employees and interns.

Best Nanny of All time Award

Pal Sarkozy

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Oh to be 11 again!

President Nicolas’ father, who said in his 2010 memoir Tant de vie (All of Life) that his first sexual experience came from his nanny when the elder Sarkozy was just 11 years old. This early sexual encounter apparently led to a life of womanizing for Sarkozy.

Four times married Pal Sarkozy, now 81, confesses that he was an insatiable  philanderer ever since seducing his childhood nanny when he was just 11. Mr Sarkozy Senior says that he first had a sexual encounter while still a young boy,  canoodling with his nurse as she read him a bedtime story.

He writes: “Sleep! That’s a joke! I innocently asked the nanny to lie down next  to me as if to give me a big cuddle while whispering the story. She obeyed. I slipped my clumsy but hurried hand under her skirt while she, unperturbed, continued reading.

After finding peace with my body, my desire satisfied, she rearranged her  dress and kissed him on the forehead. ‘From then on, I would ask for my nurse and stories every night.”

Doesn’t every man  want a Nanny like that!

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Sharing Your Wealth With The Proletariat Award….It’s a Progressive thing you know!

Dominique Strauss Kahn

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Ok Dominique, hands to yourself!

“Why all the fuss? It’s merely a bit of hanky-panky with the help,” said Jean-François Kahn, the crusading editor of the Left-wing Marianne weekly. Jack Lang, a law don famous for having been François Mitterrand’s high-profile, graffiti-loving, diversity-fostering Culture Minister, dismissed it all rather infelicitously as an “overblown” affair: “Really, nobody died in that hotel room.”

Meanwhile, the media have painted a picture of  Strauss-Kahn as a well-known womanizer who has been repeatedly excused for his past behavior on both sides of the Atlantic. According to The International Business Times, the following are some of the women he is linked to:

Tristane Banon, 31, journalist Allegation: Attempted rape and sexual assault.

Piroska Nagy, 50, IMF official Allegation: Coerced into a liaison.

Aurélie Filippetti, 37, Socialist politician Allegation: Harassment.

Yasmina Reza, 51, playwright Allegation: Affair.

Carmen Llera, 58, writer Allegation: At least one dalliance.

Young actress, age unknown Allegation: Gorilla-like behaviour.

European journalist, age unknown Allegation: Harassment.

Mexican chambermaid, age unknown Allegation: Fling

Chambermaid  in NYC Sofitel Hotel, age 32 Allegation: Rape

According to the New York Post, friends of alleged hotel sex fiend Dominique Strauss-Kahn secretly contacted the accusing maid’s impoverished family, offering them money to make the case go away since they can’t reach her in protective custody, The Post has learned. “He’ll get out of it and will fly back to France. He won’t spend time in jail. The woman will get a lot of money,” said the source, adding that a seven-figure sum has been bandied about.

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The Pond Scum Award

John Edwards

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Once considered a Democratic front runner for the White House, John Edwards, the former U.S. senator from North Carolina, now is facing criminal indictments for allegedly violating campaign finance laws. According to reports, the Justice Department has been examining nearly $1 million in donations that came from two different contributors. These funds were allegedly used to cover up Edwards’ extramarital affair.

Nine years before John Edwards found himself at the center of his own sex scandal with Rielle Hunter, he spoke out about Bill Clinton‘s infidelities at the impeachment trial of the then-president: “I think this President has shown a remarkable disrespect for his office, for the moral dimensions of leadership, for his friends, for his wife, for his precious daughter. It is breathtaking to me the level to which that disrespect has risen.”

Edwards, apparently, didn’t learn much from the Clinton debacle. According to Ruth Marcus of the Washington Post: “ John Edwards is pond scum

“The man cheated on his wife — and defended himself by noting that her cancer was in remission at the time. Even after the affair was disclosed, Edwards lied about whether he fathered a daughter with the woman. He had a loyal aide falsely claim paternity and turned to wealthy friends to support the woman. I could go on, but, really, is there anyone left in America with a shred of respect for Edwards? Anyone?”

I hope there was a Nanny in his youth…because otherwise I have to agree, the man is pond scum!

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Best Sex Scandal Award Without Ever Having Sex…The man never even left his keyboard!

Anthony Weiner

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Send my regards to Broadway

The Anthony Weiner sex scandal, also dubbed Weinergate, is a “sexting” scandal which began when married  Democratic U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner used the social media website Twitter to send a sexually suggestive picture of his boxer brief-clad erect penis to a 21-year-old Washington State woman. After several days of denying he had posted the image and saying his account had been “hacked”, he admitted to having sent sexually explicit photos and messages to about six women over a three-year period, both before and after his marriage. He denied ever having met, or had a physical relationship with, any of the women.

“God gave men a brain and a penis but only enough blood to use one at a time”  So, if your name is Weiner and you hold public office don’t tempt fate with internet photos of your package!

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Oldest Woman Admirer Award. ….well at least it wasn’t Helen Thomas

Baba Wawa

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Believe me..he's the real deal!

This is, without a doubt, the best television moment of the month

According to The Huffington Post, on Thursday’s “The View,” the ladies were discussing–what else?–THAT Anthony Weiner photo.  Joy Behar pronounced herself skeptical as to whether or not the penis in the photo belonged to Weiner, since his face could not be seen.

“Anthony Weiner has not denied it,” Barbara Walters pointed out.

“Then it must be a flattering photo,” Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who apparently had not yet seen the picture, said. Barbara then turned to her.

“Let me tell you something,” she said. “It is.” Cue shocked faces, laughter and applause. “I need a drink!” Elisabeth said.

After being informed of this exchange,  Congressman Weiner promptly decided to check himself in for treatment.

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The Plain Jane Domestic Worker Sex Award

Arnold Schwartzenegger

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Are you still my Terminator!

Now that the dust is settling a little on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s infidelity revelations, it’s time for everybody to analyze the attractiveness of the lady he cheated with. Since she doesn’t look like a model, it’s time to scrutinize what could possibly possess him to sleep with her.

HollywoodLife reels in shock that “Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s fantasy girl wasn’t a busty porn star or a supermodel,” and asks, “Why would Arnold bed women that were no where near as beautiful as his loyal wife Maria?” For an answer, they turn to Anthony Pellicano, the private investigator now serving a fifteen-year sentence for wiretapping and racketeering.

This upstanding individual says, “He sees himself as the dominant, beautiful one. The physical is most important to him and he does not want to be upstaged or lose the spotlight in company of a strikingly beautiful woman.” Also, a source says ex-Schwarzenegger mistress Gigi Goyette “confided that Schwarzenegger enjoys sex with plain women, because they tend to demonstrate more admiration, adoration and excitement over his body.”

Go figure……

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Best Horn Dog of all Time Award…or Best Use of The Oval Office Award

William Jefferson Clinton

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Monica Lewinsky, was a 21-year-old intern at the White House in 1995, when she says she began an ongoing sexual relationship with Mr. Clinton.

Lewinsky alleged nine sexual encounters with Bill Clinton:

  1. November 15, 1995, in the private study of the Oval Office
  2. November 17, 1995, while Bill Clinton was on the phone with a member of Congress
  3. December 31, 1995, in a White House study
  4. January 7, 1996, in the Oval Office
  5. January 21, 1996, in the hallway by the private study next to the Oval Office
  6. February 4, 1996, while Clinton was meeting in the Oval Office
  7. March 31, 1996, in the hallway near the study of the Oval Office
  8. February 28, 1997, near the Oval Office, when the blue dress stains were created
  9. March 29, 1997 (Clinton, however, denied that this day’s encounter actually happened.)

Does it get any better than this?  Never mind  all of the other women and sordid encounters during his political career. Taking advantage of surreptitious on-the-job opportunities, the danger of being caught, quick thinking and rapid performance…. all  hallmarks of a great Chief Executive.

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And for all of you so called members of the “mile high club,”  forget it. You don’t even come close!

And that’s the way it is here: “a little left of right”

JT


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